Name: Fast as Shell
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Fast as Shell

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Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
High Performance, High Fashion

OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW?

Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell, flip it on its back and send it down a hill, well, they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades!

Your move, Hare.

*(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke, people.)

THE RUNWAYS: RUNNING STYLE

Runway goodrs have all the running performance benefits with a universally flattering, high-fashion cateye shape. Have your cateye and eat it too!

HIGH FASHION SHADES, MADE FOR RUNNING.

1 NO SLIP

Our lightly-textured silicone earpieces use the all new goodr Cat Tongue Technology to offer enhanced protection against slippage.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is crafted to be feather-weight, yet snug, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing when running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 ALL FASHION

Look like a model while you’re running. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those running selfies?

5 NO CATCALLS

We aspire to the day we can guarantee that you won’t be whistled at on the street; sadly, we cannot make that guarantee. We CAN, however, guarantee that no person wearing Runway goodrs has ever been telephoned by a cat.